Anonymous said: btw your bffs at foofiction are making fun of you

foofiction:

stacked-actors-fanfic:

Aw, I don’t think that’s how they meant it. If anything it’s just some lighthearted teasing ;)

But thanks for looking out for me, doll!

#facepalm

Can’t we all just get along?

Nobody is making fun of anyone - We love stacked-actors-fanfic and we are told she loves us back. Hell, we even asked her to join the FFC in the beginning and were heartbroken when she was too busy to do so.

Everybody breathe. It’s all straight up love here in the FooFiction world. Period.

xo -FFC

Why is tumblr so angry?

stacked-actors-fanfic said: That audio clip is my life. I think I'm in love with each one of you for very different reasons.

foofiction:

<3 We all love you back.

We were worried for a moment that you would think we were insane… or jerks - but I suppose all of us foofic writers are the same kind of insane. ;)

Sidenote - there is basically audio of that entire dramatic scene… we may have to figure out how to post more/send it to you.

xo - FFC (specifically foofan606 and nowaybackfic)

I’d pay money to be able listen to nowaybackfic read me Foo Fiction all day long.

Xoxoxox

nowaybackfic:

foofiction:

In today’s dork news - nowaybackfic and foofan606 decided to read each other Foo Fiction (because clearly it should be available in AudioBook format).

Please enjoy an excerpt from FooFiction legend stacked-actors-fanfic….

(we are idiots).

*bows* You’re welcome, internet.

*replays forever*

foofiction:

What writing an erotic fan fiction scene looks like.

Especially when your husbands in the same room&#8230;..

foofiction:

What writing an erotic fan fiction scene looks like.

Especially when your husbands in the same room…..

Yes.

Yes.

(Source: foofiction)

Chapter 17 - The Kings of Second Chances - Pat & Molly

foofiction:

We’re back again with another fabulous chapter from our beloved binkytittington - Dying to know what’s next for Pat and his quirky old flame? The future is now…. xo-FC

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Grunting, Molly fell backwards on to the bed. Clawing at the sheets beneath as Pat stood over her, amused, she managed to claw her way towards the pillows, before promptly losing her grip entirely and landing on the floor with a thump, followed by a huge groan, on to an empty pizza box.

Pat laughed at her before offering her a huge hand to pull her back up, careful not to get pizza sauce on him. Breathing laboured from the unexpected fall she’d just taken, Molly patted her hair, lest it be messy, and tried to salvage some dignity from the situation.

It had been a bad idea to invite Pat back to her bachelorette pad, but after his declaration, she felt like she had to delve deeper. Which, had she been sober, would have been the mature thing to do. However, she was still wobbly from the bubbles, and when coupled with Pat’s words lamenting the end of their previous relationship, she was as high as a kite. A graceless, badly steered kite. Reaching across to her bedside table for a cigarette, and finding an empty packet, she realised that she was stalling for time. Trying to impress him with a tour of her grubby little home had been a mistake, especially when her wedges had become tangled in her sleeping bag, which was tossed unceremoniously on the floor, and she took a prat fall on to the bed.

"Molly, you’re still such a slut!" Pat admonished, delving into his jacket pocket for his cigarettes and tossing them towards her. "I hope you weren’t planning on seducing me in this fucking filth pit." 

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Chapter 16 - The Kings of Second Chances - Chris & Maura

foofiction:

Sorry for the delay, Foo Friends! We’re back with a nice long chapter. Let’s find out what on earth the BBQ commotion was all about shall we? Take it away anotherroundfanfic

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Exhaustion was beginning to set into Maura’s bones as she meandered around Pat’s birthday celebration. The long hours of work the past few days had drained her. As much as she wanted to stay longer and mingle with all of her closest friends, she was far too worn-out to do so. Shortly after 1am, Chris and Maura decided that it was time to head out. Maura was convinced that she might fall asleep standing up if they didn’t leave. They slowly wandered around the party, bidding farewell to guests as they went.

A short drive later, they arrived back at Maura’s house. Chris threw her keys in a bowl of mismatched belongings on her counter, “Do you want to go the beach?”

“Beach? Really?” Maura questioned, unable to hide her surprise.

“Yeah, why not? I’m too hyped up. I won’t be able to sleep anyhow.”

She shrugged her shoulders, “Yeah, alright. I think I’m getting my second wind anyhow. Let me change first though, then maybe have some coffee.”

The two of them changed from their dressy attire to shorts and t-shirts. Half of Chris’ wardrobe was taking residence at Maura’s house. They practically lived together already, but despite Chris’ desires to move in with her, she was hesitant. He understood her reasoning and waited patiently for the day that she would allow him.

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Anonymous said: Your fics are without a doubt the gold standard. I re-read them over and over and each time I find a new favorite part. Thank you for giving us these great stories.

Wow! This made my week!! It’s been so long since I have updated. I can’t believe people still read them. Thank you again! This means so much. Xoxoxo

The Kings of Second Chances - Chaper 15 - Taylor & Kari

foofiction:

Annnnnd we hope you enjoyed your little vacation (oops) - we’re back with round 3! How have we already made it to Chapter 15? Our little story is growing up so fast! *sniff* - We’ll ask, as always (not that it ever works), for you to tell us what you think - we love feedback - it’s like, one of our favorite things… 

Anyways… without further ado, here’s a new look into Taylor & Kari’s world through the words of miss foofan606 with some more awesome illustrations from our very own x—static

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“Hold this position for a ten count and remember to breathe deep into your abdomen,” Kari said in her peaceful yoga instructor voice. Even though she could not see her class because of the pose she was in she could hear the collective intake of breath. She counted to ten silently. “And relax down into child’s pose to end. Take a minute and reflect on the peaceful feeling you have found before you rise. Thank you all for coming.” Kari eased back into a seated position and smiled at her class. Slowly, her 25 clients began to stand and roll up their mats.

“Thanks, Kari,” a few people called as before they left the studio. Kari nodded politely. As the room began to clear out she saw a familiar face standing near the back. She smiled and headed for her.

"Lauren, I’m so glad you came!" Kari said happily. "I didn’t expect you here so soon, though!"

"Well, Shirley, Cindy and I had plans to come next week but…" she paused and gave a little nervous laugh, "I needed some re-centering sooner rather than later."

"Well you came to the right place," she smiled. "I was just about to make some green tea, would you like to join me?"

"I’d love to," Lauren sighed.

"OK, come on," Kari said, leading her back to her office. "I want to hear all about what’s gotten you off center and if it has anything to do with last night’s party."

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foofiction:

The next chapter is coming… and it’s AWESOME.
-someone who’s read the next chapter.

Btw. I wrote it. Kthanks.

foofiction:

The next chapter is coming… and it’s AWESOME.

-someone who’s read the next chapter.

Btw. I wrote it. Kthanks.